MILA 2.0 by Debra Driza (new this week!) is about a teenage girl who discovers, to her horror, that she is an android – a robot designed to look, act and “feel” human. She was never meant to learn the truth about her identity. She was never supposed to remember the past—that she was built in a computer science lab and programmed to do things real people would never do.
It got us thinking about the existence of androids in our world today and we’ve decided that if androids were living right under our noses, these are the most likely suspects:
Ryan Gosling
No one is that perfect.
Angelina Jolie
No human has lips those perfect. Therefore, she’s totes an android.
Kristen Stewart
Unfortunately for KStew, her creators only programmed her to pout.
Paris Hilton
There’s a good chance she’s either an android or fembot.
Jim Parsons
This one is fairly obvious.
Usain Bolt
There’s no way a real human is that fast. NO. WAY.
Beyonce
There’s a reason why there is nothing this gorgeous and insanely talented lady can’t do. It’s because she’s probably an android!
Justin Bieber
He is on this list for many, many reasons.
Kristin Chenoweth
No one is that tiny and has a voice that huge. Also, why is so ALWAYS so energetic? BECAUSE SHE’S AN ANDROID.
Nicole Kidman
There’s a reason she played a robot in The Stepford Wives.
Non-Celeb Edition: Anyone who can do parkour.
This is just unnatural.
Who do you think could potentially be an android?
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Haha, the Kristen Stewart one made me laugh so hard! XD This is awesome.
You hit it right on the head with the Bieb and KStew..lol.
i agree with you 100%. they are all androids.
Best list ever!!!
BIEBER—YESSSSSSSSSS!
Lol! Too funny.
This list was perfectly made! So true lol
On the video I think a skullduggery pleasant quote is needed, “Doors are for boring people”
Best list ever and totally agree about Kstew
Haha Love this list! Seriously anyone who can do parkour is superhuman. So not fair.