“I have been praying—no, begging—that King Alejandro de Vega, my future husband, will be ugly and old and fat.”
ALEJANDRO WANTS TO KEEP THE MARRIAGE SECRET???!?!?!!!
Oh, sure Cosme, those teeny tiny dresses will totally fit a plus-sized girl.
“ ‘It’s possible to die before completing the service.’ ‘Oh, yes. Of these names, fewer than half performed recognizable acts of service. And most of them died young. And brutally.’”
Cosme, desert leader
One does not simply walk up to the enemy’s gate.
Elisa vs. Enemy sorcerer
“I present the Lady of the Malficio, who has recently slain an animagus by her own hand.”
“Yes, I did all that, didn’t I?”
There are two more books!!!!!!
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