A common staple among voracious readers is a soft, cozy blanket and when the Snuggie first hit the market, our worlds were rocked. A blanket with sleeves so my arms don’t get cold while I read? PRAISE YEEZUS! But over the years, the Snuggie became the Slanket and then the blankoat and as a result, we’ve been inundated with designs that went from good to bad to ugly and downright ludicrous. Here are some of the most ridiculous Snuggie/Slanket/Blankoat designs we’ve seen around the web.
This is the preferred snuggie among British spies. (Also, who wears red bow-ties without a matching cummerbund? Come on Snuggie, get it right.)
Don’t worry ladies, we haven’t forgotten about you. Get your very own “female” evening gown (is there ever a time when an evening gown isn’t female?) complete with not-at-all-sexist cleavage.
Did Ed Hardy design this?
When did dressing like Tony the Tiger become cool?
5. The Sealpelt
I have no idea what is going on here but apparently this is Iceland’s answer to the Snuggie.
I wonder if it comes cupcake scented too.
7. Totoro Cloak
Okay, this one is awesome. Gimme it.
(This is not technically a Snuggie, but it’s a close cousin.)
This photo makes me nervous and I don’t know why.
Another treasure from Iceland. WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE?!?!
10. Binary Slanket
01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 00111111 (Translation: What the hell?)
My brain can’t process this.
Again, not a true Snuggie, but IT’S A PIZZA SLEEPING BAG. (And it comes with optional veggie pillows!)
13. Ostrich Pillow
It’s a snuggie FOR YOUR FACE. The best part about this are those arm holes so you can rest your head on your desk and keep your arms warm. GIMME IT.
There’s nothing inherently wrong with this Snuggie, I just want to point out how ridiculous that book looks. Is he reading his high school year book? Fellow book nerds, what do you think he’s reading?