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We're All Gonna Be Broke AF On May 3rd Because 30 Books Go On Sale

That soft whimpering sound you hear is your bank account weeping. Whoever decided it would be funny to watch our bank accounts shrivel up and die on May 3 should be forced to enter the 76th Hunger Games. They say love don’t cost a thing but if you love books then it’s going to cost you big time on May 3, 2016 because it’s the day that  EVERYTHING GOES ON SALE AND WE ALL GO BROKE.

I’m not kidding you right now.

THERE ARE 30 YOUNG ADULT BOOKS GOING ON SALE ON THE SAME DAY.

DOES MY WALLET COME WITH FREE REFILLS????  PLEASE SAY YES.

Let’s pretend you are one of those loyal book nerds who must own every copy of every book ever (hey, no one here is judging you for your lifestyle choices, we do it too), this is what May 3rd will mean: if the average price of a young adult hardcover is $17.99 (US) you are expected to drop $540 IN ONE DAYadlskjfhalsdkaswk!udffhalsdkh OMFG I’M PANICKING.

30 Reasons You’re Going Broke on May 3rd:

  1. The Crown by Kiera Cass
  2. A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J. Maas
  3. The Unexpected Everything by Morgan Matson
  4. Queen of Hearts by Colleen Oakes
  5. Ruined by Amy Tintera
  6. The Society by Jodie Andrefski
  7. The Way Back to You by Mindi Scott, Michelle Andreani
  8. Suffer Love by Ashley Herring Blake
  9. Wandering Wild by Jessica Taylor
  10. Night Speed by Chris Howard
  11. Whisper to Me by Nick Lake
  12. Tone Deaf by Olivia Rivers
  13. Ask Me How I Got Here by Christine Heppermann
  14. The Square Root of Summer by Harriet Reuter Hapgood
  15. Shuffle, Repeat by Jen Klein
  16. Genius: The Game by Leopoldo Gout
  17. The Outliers by Kimberly McCreight
  18. A Totally Awkward Love Story by Lucy Ivison, Tom Ellen
  19. The Girl I Used to Be by April Henry
  20. The Blood Between Us by Zac Brewer
  21. Wild Swans by Jessica Spotswood
  22. A Walk in the Sun by Michelle Zink
  23. Lost in Love by Susane Colasanti
  24. Unforgivable by Amy Reed
  25. Anything You Want by Geoff Herbach
  26. Holding Smoke by Elle Cosimano
  27. If I Was Your Girl by Meredith Russo
  28. Traitor Angels by Anne Blankman
  29. Summer of Sloane by Erin L. Schneider
  30. True Born by L.E. Sterling

These are just the books we could find, chances are there are even more that we missed! 😩 💸

May 3 is approaching… bitch, better save yo money!