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How Would the Lady Janies Rewrite Your Life?

Find Out How Your Life Would Be Rewritten With This Story Generator!
Have you ever wished your life had a bit more of an adventurous twist to it? Yeah, us too. Why can’t it be like our favorite books or shows?! They just look so much more fun…

That’s just one of the reason we fell in love with the Lady Janies’ different takes on the stories we thought we already knew. If you haven’t read MY LADY JANE or MY PLAIN JANE, then you’re definitely missing out on some major developments. Did you know that in the story of Lady Jane Grey, someone actually turns into a horse? And everyone always forgets about the ghosts in Jane Eyre! And on top of that, these stories are literally laugh-out-loud hilarious.
So now, inspired by the Lady Janies’ brand of ingenious storytelling, we thought we’d rewrite stories of our own. Use the story generator below and see how your life would be rewritten!
 

Story Generator: The Lady Jane Treatment

& CLICK THE IMAGE TO VIEW IT LARGER!
How does it work?! All of the stories follow the same format:
MY ______ IS ACTUALLY _______ _______, AND EVERYONE SEEMS TO FORGET ABOUT THE _______. The first blank corresponds to the last digit of your birth year and the word we’ve associated with that number. (See the graphic below!) The second blank corresponds to the word associated with the last digit of your phone number. Then, right after it, the third blank goes along with the first letter of your first name. And finally, the last blank is for the word (or words) associated with your favorite color!

Apparently, my brother is actually a beautiful ruler, and everyone seems to forget about the arena battles!! I hope he spreads some of his wealth to me, TBH. But he can leave me out of those gladiator matches, thank you very much.
 

About My Plain Jane

You may think you know the story. After a miserable childhood, penniless orphan Jane Eyre embarks on a new life as a governess at Thornfield Hall. There, she meets one dark, brooding Mr. Rochester. Despite their significant age gap (!) and his uneven temper (!!), they fall in love—and, Reader, she marries him. (!!!)
Or does she?
Prepare for an adventure of Gothic proportions, in which all is not as it seems, a certain gentleman is hiding more than skeletons in his closets, and one orphan Jane Eyre, aspiring author Charlotte Brontë, and supernatural investigator Alexander Blackwood are about to be drawn together on the most epic ghost hunt this side of Wuthering Heights.

 


How would your life be rewritten?! Tell us in the comments!
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