Don’t be fooled by sunshine and fresh air –– they are the worst possible conditions for reading. Every movie or TV show that has shown someone peacefully reading in the great outdoors is a LIAR. Reading outside sucks. It’s the worst. You can never get comfortable, it’s too noisy, there’s PEOPLE. Ugh. Keep me inside where it’s dark and desolate.
SUNLIGHT? You disgust me. Where’s my SPF 9000?
NATURE? Don’t even try to fool me with your green and lush ways. You get my books filthy with your dirt and leaves.
FRESH AIR? You just blow pages around and make me lose my spot. You suck.
Need more proof that reading outdoors sucks? Watch this:
Moral of the story = NATURE IS THE WORST. STAY INDOORS AND READ IN THE DARK FOREVER AND EVER.