The world’s most irritating dilemma: not having a bookmark to mark your place while reading. Okay, maybe it’s not the most irritating dilemma in the world but it’s definitely up there, probably a step or two above chicken pox. In any case, if you do find yourself between a book and an impending engagement (hardy har, do you see what I did there?) here’s a list of some completely acceptable alternatives (thanks to our Twitter followers for these suggestions!):
Your cat’s tail
The tissue in your pocket
Tissues are like the most abundant sanitary wipe there is. Just don’t quote me on that. Anyway, chances are there’s a tissue within a five foot radius of your position at all times. And hey, bonus, you’ve also got something to wipe up your tears when the feels come on too strong.
Your left sock
A hundred dollar bill
Cash money bookmark y’all. Word is that if you actually do this, Fancy by Iggy Azalea spontaneously starts playing in the background. And, hey, if you’re not a Kardashian, a bill of lesser value works just as well.
Empty chip bag
Your library card
Or you could always use this:
What have you used as a bookmark? Tell us in the comments below!